March 2012
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way-up-yonder replied to your photo
you look like you used your hair to mop up a murder scene. but in a nice way.
……………………………………how did YOU know?!
emilyisit asked: I feel like if I were to go into your apartment right now you'd have 30 framed pictures up of your hair from different angles. Surrounded by framed pictures of your fostered cats.
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“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via drinkyourjuice)
February 2012
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iamnotspartacus:
tyleroakley:
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pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
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wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
you will never realize how much hair you truly have until you try and dye it all pink
teeeeheeeeee
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Watchicelandpictures:
The best wedding invitation ever?
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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dbizzle:
I was watching the movie Sydney White on YTV and they censored out Amanda Bynes saying Santa isn’t real. It was blanked out like a swear word.
lalala i feel like my brain is constantly functioning in two different time zones lalala i hate it lalala
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Watchfelixfelicification:
You are my spirit animal.
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mykicks: Okay, prepare for a bizarre post about my... →
mykicks:
So I’m talking to this friend of mine on Tumblr, and he mentions that someone sent him this folder full of dick pics from Tumblr gays and he was like “I wonder if you’re in here.”
So now I’m curious, and I tell him of a freckle on my penis (sorry tmi, whatever, I’m trucking on with this) and he’s…
i am a corpse
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okay well i’m just going to listen to niggas in paris until i feel better about everything
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africans:
now that whitney houston is dead there’s a lot more cocaine for lindsay lohan god bless her what a martyr
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